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I'm so Brando!
I've been screwed by Darwinism... never needed to evolve listening skills 'cause my looks are so highly developed. Look, say I had to catch my own food, right? But I only ate really fast animals? My feet would eventually evolve into rockets.

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Aug. 12th, 2006 @ 02:06 pm Thank you!!!!
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Best Hair!!!!!
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yesss - ice_swan
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Jul. 14th, 2006 @ 10:44 pm If...
Current Mood: contemplative
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If I was King of America, I'd make this the coolest country ever! I mean, it's already great and stuff but I'd make it awesome! And if I can't be king, I'd settle for president.

Anyway, this is how I'd make America totally bitchin':

I'd make it legal to have a huge stash right out in the open! Heck, I'd make smoking the new national past-time!
Oh, and I'd have ninja robots instead of a regular army 'cause ninja robots are way more deadly!
And KISS would be our ambassadors to the rest of the world! The Ambassadors of Coolness! Yeah!
I'd institute a scholarship program for all pretty but poor people 'cause being pretty is way more important than being a good athlete. I mean, come on, college would totally suck without pretty girls!
Yeah, and I'd make it so that the prettier you are, the more money you make. No more of this hard work stuff!
And I'd make Fez my vice-king or vice-president... whichever I end up being. Hyde can be the Secretary of Stash! Ha, that's funny! Eric can be... I'll figure out something for him. Jackie, Donna and Laurie can be my harem or First Ladies as the case may be.

Man, this would so rock!

Muse: Michael Kelso
Fandom: That 70s Show/Misc. TV
Word Count: 211
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theking - purely_corrupt
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Jun. 11th, 2006 @ 06:52 pm Loyalty.
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I'll have you know I am damn loyal! It might not be that obvious but I'm there for my friends when it really matters. Like the times when Jackie and Hyde are fighting, I am there for th... her. And the time... well, there were other times, I just can't think of 'em right now.

I mean, I'm so loyal I'm like a dog. A really pretty dog. Like Lassie. If we were all in the same house and the house was on fire and I was the only one who knew, I'd so tell the others so they could get out and stuff! I'd be, like, a hero. A loyal hero. And I'd get a medal and everything! Maybe the key to the city, too! Man, I'd get all kinds of chicks, then! I mean, even more than usual.

Yeah, I'm way more loyal than Hyde. He doesn't give us free records, even though he has his own record store! I'd give my friends free records if I had my own store.

See? I'm totally loyal!

Muse: Michael Kelso
Fandom: That 70s Show/Misc. T.V.
Word Count: 177
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theking - purely_corrupt
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Jun. 9th, 2006 @ 10:09 pm My Journal!
Current Mood: high
I don't care what Eric and Donna and Jackie and Hyde and Fez and Leo and Mr. Forman tell me, I got things to say, and I'm gonna say 'em right here!

I mean, I'm not just a pretty... I'm not just a really pretty face, ya know! I've got thoughts and feelings and ideas all the time! So, I'll write it all in here and, like, save it for prosperity and stuff!

So there!
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good to be king - saturngirl
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